Extraterrestrial Identification Bureau
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FILE NO.
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biometric confirmed
at large
BRO
Subject A — Primary
| Species | Unknown |
| Height | 6'4" (disputes this) |
| Weight | [ REDACTED ] |
| Coloring | Light purple, standard |
| Attire | Red beanie. Red hoodie. Jeans. |
| Last Observed | Midwest backyard. Every night. Same chair. |
| Associates | DUDE — File 0-0-2 |
Threat Level
Elevated
Behavioral Profile
Assertive. Quick to escalate. Holds his positions and does not let things go. Has opinions on everything. Most of them are right. He knows this. Will not let you forget it either. Grounded in a way that sometimes looks like stubbornness from the outside. Sometimes is.
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